That’s right ladies. There is no need to have the top of your tush hanging out anymore. We’ve gone out, scoured the globe and found out about the latest in technology applications, and while we thought that holographic, 3D computer screens powered by dinosaurs were pretty cool, what was even cooler were these things called: Belts!
We’ll give you all a minute to calm yourselves and put the hair you’ve just pulled back in your head. Ok, so now that we have your attention, just how do our new “belts” work? Well, they go around the pre-provided loops in the pants you already own (or any pants you can buy from us), and by simply putting the little metal pieces through the holes in the belts you can tighten up the waist area of your pants and ACTUALLY KEEP THEM FROM FALLING DOWN.
How amazing is this? So amazing that we’re introducing 8 new women’s belts today, with many more on the way. It’s a part of our entirely new Fall Fashion Line of the ladies out there, who are too often overlooked in the world of motorcycles, biker gear and biker fashion. Even if your husbands are fine wearing sweat pants and gym shorts all weekend long with their butt cracks hanging out, it doesn’t mean YOU have to do the same. Get a belt…and tell your husband to not be so gross! 😉
All of the belts we are featuring this week are made of the highest quality materials, including PVC and Leather construction for the main pieces. Why would you want a PVC belt you ask? Well, the shiny, beautiful texture is one reason. The other is that, unlike a lot of other materials (leather excluded) out there, you can actually get a great looking belt that stands out, without it cracking, breaking and falling apart after just a few uses. Our PVC belts are designed and built to stand up to all your pants can throw at them. And we know that some pants can throw a lot of things at belts. We lived through the 70’s, after all.
Wait. What’s this? This belt has THREE PRONGS instead of two?? Well spank us like a newborn, because this is flat out amazing. It’s like square bagel amazing (and those things are one of the pinnacles of human innovation). Ok, so the triple prong belts are more for fashion than function, but your friends don’t have to know that, right? You simply slide this belt on, place the chrome prongs through the metal stud holes, go out on the town and proceed to mock the ever-loving crap out of anyone who has a single or double prong belt.
All the other ladies (and fellas) will cower in shame and fear as you prove that you have what it takes to get three prongs through three holes every time you go use the ladies room. Everyone will be super impressed, and if you don’t get hit on by every guy in the bar, well, at least you can know it’s not because you didn’t have the best belt in the place.
Our new belts are fashionable, cool, and did we mention they actually keep your pants from falling down?? This is still blowing our minds. Wait, wait, wait. We haven’t even told you all the best part yet! These belts start off at only $5.95! That’s right, for less than the price of a combo meal at a fast food joint you can get your hands on these insanely cool and stylish looking pieces that are guaranteed to keep your hands on your bike, your drink or your man…not holding up your pants to avoid ANOTHER embarrassing moment like back in high school that one time (*shudders*).
All of our new ladies belts are available right now, though supplies are limited and already going fast! We knew when we went scouring the planet earth for the best ideas and inventions that we’d have something hot on our hands, and if you want to take a part in this belt revolution we’re starting, you need to act now and just click on any of the images in this post to take you to the page to purchase.
As with (almost) everything in our inventory, these belts ship fast, and if you live in the lower 48 states you will be guaranteed to receive your belt in 3 days or less! That’s just in time for the start of next week, which is just in time to make everyone at your work or home madly jealous. It may even turn them literally green with envy. Though, if that does happen you should probably call a doctor, because no one is supposed to be green. Even if they do want a belt just like yours of their own.
Check back with out blog all week long, each and every week, for all the latest and greatest gear from LeatherUp.com. Until next time, we’ll see you later!