Today on the super-awesome blog of LeatherUp.com, we got some slick and sexy new boots to show you. Well, they aren’t for all of you, really — just the ladies. Or, for guys that have really small feet. That’s right, folks, we’re back from a long vacation, a little hungover from too much BBQ sauce, and today we’re showing off five new pairs of boots that have just joined the ranks of LeatherUp.com’s ever-expanding inventory.
These boots were meant to be fashionable on and off the bike, and while we can’t recommend that any lady wears these on the race course, these will all fit in just fine straddling the seat of a cruiser near you. These boots were also designed to stomp all over the toes of people that annoy you out at bars, but we can’t really reccomend that for legal reasons (and, come on, just because the guy spilled a drink on you doesn’t mean his little piggies have to go wee, wee, wee all the way home after you turn them into roast beef).
All of these boots from Xelement feature the highest quality leather you’ll find in any boot out there, and LeatherUp is selling these bad
boys girls starting off at just $89.95! What do we mean by the highest quality leather? Well, when asking our team of researchers and scientists to describe how great the quality of our leather really is, they all, in unison, took off their glasses, threw down their clipboards and started shrieking with joy like little kids that had just been given a ‘Slip ‘n Slide’ and a pitcher of ‘Kool-Aid.’ Then, they composed themselves and simply said, “does that answer your question?”
We’ve managed to put these boots on our Pinterest page, and they have already blown up with re-pins from hundreds of people who have a good sense of shoe fashion. We can’t speak for some of their tastes in recipe scrapbooks, though. Seriously, who likes broccoli quiche? Nobody, that’s who.
At LeatherUp we are determined this summer to bring all of our customers new gear each and every month, and we’re already proud of our line of ‘bowling’ shirts that we’ve recently launched. They’ve been a great success, even selling out of some sizes and styles in the first few weeks. We’re hoping that these boots for all our lady fans will do equally well, so we can continue to shower the low prices and great gear on all our customers all summer long. And, like the exact opposite of broccoli quiche, everyone loves a leather boot and jacket shower.
We hope all of you had a wonderful, safe and long 4th of July weekend, and we are proud to be an American company that can celebrate these holidays with all of you. Take care and see you next time!