We have been running sales non-stop lately, and for good reason! There was snow on the ground in some places in the USA up until May, and that means that the riding season got off to a late start, and we’re just making up ground.
This weekend, in preparation for July 4th – the most awesome holiday in all the 50 states – we’re not doing the average 10% off sale: We’re giving you 15% off all Hawk & Outlaw helmets, as well as 15% all Xelement gear! That’s right, the three brands you love the most are getting the most love from us this weekend, all the way till Monday at midnight! This isn’t some puny sale that just whispers sweet deals in your ear. This sale will grab hold of you and punch you so hard in the [DELETED] your own momma will feel it.
See this helmet. This helmet will let you make phone calls. Who are you going to call while on your bike? Well, how about starting off by calling your parents and letting them know you’re doing exactly what they said you should never do. Or, how about calling all your ex’s and bragging about the fact that you’re on a motorcycle, doing a cross country trek to the most beautiful spots you can find on two wheels, and they really shouldn’t have broken your vinyl collection.
This helmet from Outlaw…this half-helmet doesn’t block your ears, but it will still be hard to hear anyone over the sound of all this freedom. Look at that majestic bald eagle. That thing would kill a 1950’s communist with just its bird-stare. It could kill oppressors with a screech. Its talons could shred through your mother-in-laws fruit cake (barely). This helmet and all Hawk Helmets are 15% off. Don’t make this eagle cry. Its tears are made of patriots, after all.
Here we have a simple half helmet from Outlaw. Did we say simple? We mean perfect, DOT-approved and ready to protect your noggin from all the fireworks you could expect to encounter this coming 4th of July weekend. Well, we don’t actually know if it can withstand the biggest kind of fireworks, and we wouldn’t recommend testing it; but that still doesn’t mean this isn’t the coolest, least expensive helmet you can buy. Made from high quality materials and guaranteed from us to you, this Outlaw Half Helmet means business.
Finally we have the Evolution from Xelement. Why is it called something so controversial? Well, unlike the ideas in that science theory that’s been floating around for a while, you can actually see this helmet change right before your eyes. It’s a full-face helmet. It’s a modular helmet. It’s a 3/4 helmet. It’s everything in one, and it’s amazing that we don’t charge you the arm and leg of your first born for it. By all means we should. But, because of things called “laws” we aren’t allowed to make you give us the limbs of children in exchange for helmets. So, instead we sell this ultimate helmet for an industry-low price, and this weekend through Monday it can be yours for an additional 15% off! How insane is that? As insane as the notion of actually telling people something will cost them an arm and a leg, and not have it relate to something like chicken.
Save big this weekend with LeatherUp, and let us show you why we are THE most popular leather and motorcycle apparel store on the internet. All of our prices are already guaranteed to be the lowest anywhere, so when we knock an extra 15% off items like Hawk and Outlaw helmets, well…you know we might just be a little crazy. Visit our store now and get free shipping on all orders over $89.95, now with 3 day or less shipping in the continental United States! That means if you order now through Monday you can get your gear just in time for the long 4th of July weekend. You may be a patriot, but you don’t have to wear pantaloons while you ride. Shop with LeatherUp this weekend and ride in comfort and safety.
From LeatherUp to you, Happy 4th of July Sale everyone!